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Geeked Up

"Geeked Up" is another way to say you are fucked up on something. Usually meth, cocaine, or something similar. However Marijuana is not included. (You'll look silly if you claim to be "geeked" on weed.)

Warning: I do NOT recommend Meth. You've been warned. It's very addictive, and you will get addicted quick. You'll love every moment, up until you come to your rock bottom, having fucked you entire life up you will then realize you've sold your soul to the Devil. Crystal is not your friend. She will take your money from you, as well as your friends, family, and even your life.

"Bruh, I'm so geeked!"
"Dude I know! You can tell just by looking at you that you're geeked up!"
"That Crystal was bomb dude, what can I say?"

by ThatGeekedChick October 9, 2015

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geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.

Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.

by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008

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cyber geek

Someone who can't do anything without doing it online.

She keeps in touch with family and friends via her MySpace account, orders movies through Netflix, manages at least one group list or message board, pays her bills online, uses Evite, etc.

I'm on the phone with Wendy and she says, "Oh, sorry, I'm distracted. I'm on Netlix.com"
I say, "Oh! You should get 'Laurel Canyon' with Frances McDormand. It's fantastic!"

She says, "Send it to me as a recommendation through Netflix."

I say, "Can't you add it to your queue right now? Or, write it down on a piece of paper? You are such a cyber geek."

by ShellT June 16, 2006

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alpha geek

alpha geek: n.
from animal ethologists' alpha male The most technically accomplished or skillful person in some implied context.

โ€œAsk Larry, he's the alpha geek here.โ€

by geekygurl18 October 13, 2005

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Nebraska Geek

A little internet company in some little city called Bellevue in Nebraska. No, they dont ride cows to school and yes they are actually good with computers. They are the future of geek.

Dude, that company Nebraska Geek is awesome!

by MrGeek February 5, 2010

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backroom geek

A programmer who by virtue of being a programmer, is secluded to the furthest corner of the office. This differs from the term cave troll because the programmer's social skills are not a factored into consideration.

Yeah, that sounds like a problem one of the backroom geeks should handle.

These are our backroom geeks, they make magic happen.

by knytmare February 13, 2008

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guitar geek

A guitarist who becomes obsessed with becoming the best guitarist ever. Will read books on obscure scales and chords, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of what gear other guitarists use. Unlikely to be in a band, as they`re too busy practissing to join one, or too annoying to stay in one.

Guitar geek: Did you Know that while Jimmy Page almost always used a Les Paul standard at Led Zep gigs, he`d often use a Telecaster in the studio.

Sane person: Shut the fuck up you freak!

by Magic Bonsai August 14, 2006

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