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Boo!
In Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, one of the best characters you meet is named Minsc. He's a bit slow... But being a ranger and all, he has a companion, a miniature giant space hamster named Boo. He's... Just a regular hamster.
Boo doesn't want you to quit playing!
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When an ice giant is sad it goes (sad ice giant noises)
Ha ha you FAT AS FUUUU
(sad ice giant noises)
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A religion created By a group of teenagers. This is a passage from the Facebook page:
"In the early times before before the time of man Vishgula created the heavens and 27 earth like planets. he then created his first intelligent species, the cabbage. for the longest time cabbages were the dominate species of earth until Vishgula created other species of vegetables such as carrots and tomatoes(Yes, tomatoes are vegetables you idiots). for nearly a century their was peace until a radish of the name of Natas challenged Vishgula for supreme rule of the cosmos. this sparked a great civil war between vegetables many battles were fought and planets utterly destroyed in this great war later referred as the vitian war. to put an end to this conflict Vishgula created his personal badass, Chuck Norris the first man. After the creation of Chuck Norris the war slowly began to come to an end Chuck Norris was able to drink all the water of the world slowly withering all the vegetables to death, and when it did Natas was sentenced to his own realm to be trapped forever. and all the other vegetables were to lose all their intelligent thought making them the food of lesser species. although in recent years Natas was able to escape the vegetable like hell and take the form of a human, Hilary Clinton, if she is to become president then the entire world will be damned for eternity in a new age of vegetableness.
The sprout of mankind started after the war because Vishgula was very proud of his creation Chuck Norris. soon Vishgula started to create man, but fearing an uprising he made them much weaker than the first of our kind. and for many years there were only men on the earth realizing the sausagefest he had created Vishgula decided to create another form of man, the woman. The womans original purpose was to keep a clean house, fix meals, and sex. it is the pagan religions much like Christianity that would lead you to believe things of this nature are sexist. this is a brief history of how everything was created."
Come to the Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster Sunday service, Worship and rejoice with us.
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Mythical creature that eats kids and grandkids who misbehave. There are two types
Grizzly mooseflapicus - they fly on wings like dragons
Grizzly moosesneakycuss - they don't fly but will catch and eat kids unaware.
Both usual roam around bed time and snatch up kids who are supposed to be in bed.
Very hard to kill and rarely spotted.
We used to hunt giant killer grizzly moose using horrible kids for bait but we ran out of bait- till you showed up.
Shit hole of a school where people only care about who they are dating or popularity. The boys there are all basic and same with the girls. You cant forget that bitch that crys when she is told to write her name.
Oh you go to Sleeping Giant Middle School? I'm sorry.
The abnormal pussy growth that is brought on by being a New York Giants fan for any period of time.
Matt has been a fan for so long, you can see camel toe from his New York Giants Taco!
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Noah's fatass has enormous love handles
Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!