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A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.
Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.
1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)
2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
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When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.
"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"
When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
The most attractive person in the world. Those with this name get hella pussy.
Person A : Yo, Willington Goober, are you interested in doing something tonight?
Willington Goober : Nah bro. I've got like 100 women lined up to have sex with me, so I can't do anything tonight.
An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.