grab life by the horns

( from the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem .

If you want to survive in capitalism, you have to take it upon yourself to learn what the phrase grab life by the horns means and be prepared to be a shaker and mover .

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Grab Ass Day

Once a month on a Monday. You choose. It’s on a Monday because it helps you get through all the shit Mondays throw at you.

Today is National Grab Ass Day

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grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

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grab my arm

the other arm.
MY other arm.

Just break the wrist, walk away...

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grabbing your balls

A term used when there is a sudden change in anything. Either weather, a life situation, or even music. You must grab your balls in order to protect them pain, or excitabillity.

"Dude a ufo just landed over there, why aren't you grabbing your balls?"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"

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grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

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grab my balls

A phrase used by males to describe gathering one's courage.

Ted - Man that girl is looking at you! Go talk to her!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!

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