Man Up and Hack it

comes from england
means to grow some balls and get on with it
can be used in most situations and the 'hack it part' is optional

patient- 'but i don't want to walk around on crutches for 6 weeks, it's really difficult and painful'

doctor- 'man up and hack it.'

Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.

Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.

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hack job

A person sent in to fuck shit up.

they sent in a hack job to make the track seem whack.

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all hacked up

To be sick, especially with a cold or other illness that induces coughing.

Dude, my brother came home with a cold last night and now I'm all hacked up!

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Maddalena Hack Job

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

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Hack-u-sations

Accusing of somebody hacking in a multiplayer video game with out proof.
E.G.;

Counter-Strike Global Offensive
Player: That dude just shot two people through a wall! He's a total hacker!
Me: Hey! No Hack-u-sations! Maybe he got lucky.

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Hacking the Robot Guards

1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.

2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.

3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.

I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.

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