hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

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hammer down

pentagon developed protocol referring to destroying an area to isolate an incident or event

PRYCE - If you wanna go out in this, I ain't gonna stop you. But you gotta know somethin'. The government's considering the Hammer Down protocol, which means they're willing to let this whole area go.
ROB - You mean Midtown?
PRYCE - No, I mean Manhattan.

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sticky hammer

A gentleman's penis post coitus; a cock covered in pussy juice

Drew: Jeff. I just woke up next to some chick I've never seen before. Is it ok to ask if we had sex?

Jeff: Nah, dude. Just go to the bathroom and check to see if you have a sticky hammer.

Drew: Good thinking bro.

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tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

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ginger hammer

Referring to a red haired man's penis. The cock of any man that could be referenced by the name Ginger.

Willy is about to drop his pants put the ginger hammer on her.

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poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

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Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

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