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Dude did you play kingdom hearts?
YEH IT WAS AWESOME
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It is a sickness in your stomach and a knot in your throat. It is when eating becomes a battle to swallow and falling asleep becomes inconceivable. It is the loss of someone you
love. It feels like you lost apart of who you are. You fight with
yourself, trying to convince yourself you are fine. But you...r really just dying on the inside.
You made me Heart Broken Michael. </3
You said i was your world but as soon as our relationship got hard, you ran away. I was the only one putting in any effort
to make to work again.
I was meant to mean something to you, but you forgot about me.
You made me feel unloved, pathetic, useless, like life wasn't worth living anymore.
Yet, im still in love with you. WHY?
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It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.
In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."
Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!
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Linked to the definition of hard-stop; its a condition known to two lovers who know they have met their one true soulmate love of their life, and will look no further. The will eventually marry this person and live happily ever after.
"When I met her, I knew she was my heart-stop."
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When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
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The place where all the hearts your ex-girlfriend put her ex's broken hearts.
Man 1: What's wrong man?
Man 2: My ex-girlfriend put me in Kingdom Hearts!
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A Fansly/OF model
Currently being used on TikTok as a code word for SW using those and similar services
It would be so crazy having a blue heart as a teacher
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