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The End of A Penis or a german bell end
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Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
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Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe
Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet
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Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.
"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."
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A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.
Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.
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A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.
She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.
It puts the polish on the chrome.
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The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet
My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.
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