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A Mountie with a Granny Fetish
My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.
An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.
Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?
art history is a fucking liberal arts class i fucking have to take if i want to fucking graduate. fuck. art history is a class for martial arts instructors to teach in their spare time (which is all the time apparently) and then they act all weird and fucking demonstrate neck grabs and act creepy in class, while showing 2 slides in 3 hours and asking me "where does it start," to which i reply, "what the fuck are you fucking talking about, you stupid twat."
if i skip art history again i am going to fucking fail.
art history is gay.
Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.
In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.
A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.
An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
man i tought her Canada's history last night
The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick