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Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
I visited my grandmother at the nursing home the other day, she told me all about Canada's History.
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A Mountie with a Granny Fetish
My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.
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An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.
Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?
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art history is a fucking liberal arts class i fucking have to take if i want to fucking graduate. fuck. art history is a class for martial arts instructors to teach in their spare time (which is all the time apparently) and then they act all weird and fucking demonstrate neck grabs and act creepy in class, while showing 2 slides in 3 hours and asking me "where does it start," to which i reply, "what the fuck are you fucking talking about, you stupid twat."
if i skip art history again i am going to fucking fail.
art history is gay.
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Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.
In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.
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A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.
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An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
man i tought her Canada's history last night
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