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Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.
Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?
Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!
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The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money
Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.
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an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season
jimmy just became a holiday n00b
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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....
Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.
JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"
Specific to those who receive a paycheck every two weeks, the act of receiving a third paycheck any given month and blowing it off on... well, anything, really... before the following Monday. This typically occurs twice a year.
TRIPLE PAYDAY HOLIDAY!!! SLUTS, SLOTS, AND SHOTS!!! WHO'S WITH ME??!!!
The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.
January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?