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Post holiday depression

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money

Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.

by Arrrrrrrrg January 2, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dell holiday n00b

an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season

jimmy just became a holiday n00b

by ox July 17, 2002

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


triple payday holiday

Specific to those who receive a paycheck every two weeks, the act of receiving a third paycheck any given month and blowing it off on... well, anything, really... before the following Monday. This typically occurs twice a year.

TRIPLE PAYDAY HOLIDAY!!! SLUTS, SLOTS, AND SHOTS!!! WHO'S WITH ME??!!!

by sl33p3r August 11, 2014


holiday spirit sucker

(Adj) One that sucks all the holiday spirit out of everyone around them

Hey ! Stop being a holiday spirit sucker !!! Be jolly it's Christmas!!!

by Blonde 67 December 8, 2015


Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.

Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.

by Mr.JrKKK April 27, 2011


Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.

I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?

by iNerdia Entertainment November 11, 2018


Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.

JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"

by Swish and Spit November 24, 2008