iPod Whiplash happens when you are listening to music in headphones/ear buds and a song comes on much louder than the previous one. You're so surprised that you get iPod Whiplash trying to get to your iPod to change the song!
"Ow! I just got iPod Whiplash!"
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Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too
Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
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When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.
Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!
Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!
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1. a cheap man's ipod
2. every teenybopper's fantasy
3. what everyone recieved for christmas
Omg, suzie, did you see libby's pink ipod mini! it's totally BITCHIN'!
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A term that cannot be properly defined because the term does not really exist.
Clem: Yo, check this new mp3 player out. It's definitely the new iPod killer.
Karl: Yeah, that must be the reason why there is no such thing and 80% of mp3 users are iPod you stupid mother fucker.
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Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.
Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"
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refers to all the idiots that have bought ipods and have made technology a fashion accesorary.
the ipod generation makes me sexy because i have neons on my computer
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