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A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
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The group of six British actors who started out working in Horrible Histories and then created/wrote the film Bill and the series Yonderland and BBC Ghosts.
They are Ben Willbond, Mat Baynton, Larry Rickard, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick and Martha Howe-Douglas.
Their company is called them there.
They are very funny and only stayed together because they "didn't want to stop acting like six year olds"- one of them. Their work is very inclusive, with a lot of their characters being gay and having transgender representation.
Their individual Twitters are very entertaining. For example, Ben posted a picture with Larry where they tried to sneak into a film festival and then they were caught, escorted away by security and both got covid.
Person 1: who are those very attractive actors?
Person 2: oh they're the six idiots and you are correct, they are attractive.
Person 1: why do I feel like I'm gonna end up watching all their stuff and becoming a huge fan?
Person 2: because you are. There is no escaping it.
A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.
Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.
A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb
Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"
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The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.
My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.
(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.
Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.
Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.
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Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson
Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!
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