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The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.
We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils
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A combination of thank you and fuck you for when you don't know how to reply
Person: "you're hair looks nice but you're makeup looks weird"
Me:" uhm...funks you?"
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A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
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The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap.
Joe walked up and gave me a 5 point funk-a-dunk...
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where you are doing a silly man moment or retard vibes and your bones start to rattle. you lose control and the funky funk takes over. you are the funky funk. i am the funky funk. we are the funky funk. first it starts with ur head dancing along. and then it takes over. he has consumed u. u are no more funky funk is here to stay.
Me: OH SHIT OH FUCK HELP HELP!
friend: Bro whats up chill
Me: FUNKY FUNK!
Friend: what are u saying *steps closer*
Me: FUNKY FUNK HAS TAKEN OVER
*friend gets consumed by funky funk*
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Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.
"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."
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A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.
"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1
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