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Sifting through boxes for many, many hours, searching for rare and/or obscure comic books.
Kirby: Hey Steve! Did you make it to the "Lost" panel at Comicon?
Ditko: No. I needed issue #47 of Shang Chi: Master of Kung Fu, and Captain Carrot #5, so I went bin diving.
Kirby: Did you find 'em?
Ditko: Nope.
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Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."
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When you find out Obama's last name
Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.
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The most awesome name given to any living person. Ever.
Are you as cool as Batman bin Suparman? Of course not. Nobody is.
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Recycling the same old trash.
From the management fad for "blue-sky thinking", and the blue bins used for recycling household detritus.
Manager: We've got to get our ducks in a row on this new client project.
Worker: Let's do some blue-bin thinking, and really get the ideas flowing.
Manager: Don't you mean blue-sky thinking?
Worker: No, we should just re-use the same old crap we've always used.
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The greatest player of hide and seek the world has ever known, rivalled only by Wally/Waldo.
Where, where, where, where's Osama?
Let's play hide and seek, just like Osama Bin Laden does for a living!
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The female equivalent of the Wank Bank.
"A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date."
Maaan, check out that ass... That's going in the Spin Bin!
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