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Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy April 8, 2016


Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010


Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018


Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009


Brain Fest

The act of giving out Lifesaver mints (Aka Brain Enhancers) and slices (Sticks of gum) on a Friday afternoon during a school day. If you have not had a Brain Fest, we really recommend trying it one day.

Usually done during a lunch, extension, or free period and is popular among Middle Schoolers - High Schoolers.

When having a Brain Fest, people sign a paper to get access to the Brain Fest. A Brain Fest is usually a treat for students and is loved globally.

Yo Kyle, are you going to go to Jason's Brain Fest this Friday?"

by ErockTheParty September 5, 2018


slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.

I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!

by Vorsteher Agony May 8, 2021


Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.


by Yarn Theory October 20, 2008