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He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.
Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man
Damn, that nigga a closet baby.
When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.
Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.
Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.