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Res-Cloud

A cloud that is in the shape of something.
Res, In legal terms, Means "thing".
Therefore, a res-cloud is a cloud that takes the form of a thing.

a Res-Cloud could be:
A cloud shaped like a shark.
A cloud shaped like a squirrel being chased by a shark.
A cloud shaped like a boat.
etc.

by Cloud Watcher July 22, 2009

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Hog on a cloud

feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.

God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.

by butterballs June 14, 2006

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cloud computing

If one could consider the internet itself as being similar to a "cloud", in the way that it seemingly floats ubiquitously over everything and is not owned by anyone, cloud computing is using a cheap, rudimentary computer terminal as the only hardware you need in order to accomplish fully functional computing.

Man! Alhamdullilah that each one of us is finally able through cloud computing to stop being tied down to all that duplicative hardware!

by pamschel May 19, 2008

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cloud nine

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex

man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine

by Jerry February 17, 2004

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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.

2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"

by bluemuffin March 5, 2012

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Mushroom Cloud

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.

2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.

by Blowfish July 24, 2005

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Cloud Flying

Term for a commander that wonders around aimlessly in world vs world in Guild Wars 2 that doesn't capture objectives and wastes supply.

We would have beaten Sanctum of Rall if that damn commander wasn't cloud flying all night.

by russhantz September 18, 2013

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