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Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.
What's the story, morning glory?
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When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.
My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
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That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.
Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
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Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.
I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.
The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.
Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.
Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.
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