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Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.
What's the story, morning glory?
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When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.
My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
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Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.
Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.