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When you lick cold cum off your lady’s tits.
Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?
Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
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A swim team in concord, california. Chill swimmers who keep it classy and dgaf while still breaking records. Home to many superior athletes who train 4+ hours a week in a freezing cold pool. Altogether a prestigious program.
"I wish I was on a fast swim team.."
"You should join Terrapins Swim Team! Those guys are so classy!"
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Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.
T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.
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noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
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When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)
No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.
In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!
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Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
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