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Theory Of A Deadman

An awesome rock band. A disgrace this is the first definiton on urban dictionary for them.

1st definition for Theory Of A Deadman - shame on you urban dictionary.

by Adrian July 2, 2006

347๐Ÿ‘ 369๐Ÿ‘Ž


Q-Theory

The latest coinage of Link Starbureiy's string theory or M-Theory, where the letter 'Q' represents quantum.

First string theory, then M-Theory, then on to F-Theory, and now Q-Theory. Wow, physics really is fun!!

by D Tyson June 4, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by โ€œNice Guysโ€ who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with themโ€ฆthen have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman donโ€™t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.

Direct quote from the male who invented this โ€œtheoryโ€:
โ€œBitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.โ€

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

391๐Ÿ‘ 430๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pink Theory

All fat women wear pink...it makes them feel "pretty." (It doesn't mean that a woman wearing pink is fat. It just means that all fat women wear pink.)

Look at her! She is an example of the Pink Theory.

by spenbro April 7, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kaos Theory

A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.

1. We are totally having a lot of problems. It's just Kaos Theory 'round here.

2. This is totally Kaos Theory.

3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.

by Dr. Malcom June 13, 2007

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Hoe in theory

A hoe in theory means that you would be a hoe if you were

I'm a virgin but a hoe in theory

by Kurb43 February 26, 2017

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game theory

theory of gaminfg

sans is ness is a game theory

by popcatcool March 11, 2022

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