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A person in the US whose distant relatives were smart enough and industrious enough to escape a dull and drunken land for a better life.
Irish-American, John O'Riley, has his great-great-great-grandfather to thank for everything good in his life and not having to live the cursed existance of his slow-witted distant cousins, of sitting on their asses all day drinking, smoking and complaining.
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To depart, as from a bar or pub, without notifying the friends or family you are with.
Reed: "Hey, where is Dodge? He was supposed to buy the next round."
Collin: "I saw him about 20 minutes ago, standing next to the bar, swaying while he ordered a shot."
Reed: "You know what that means. He is probably a mile away by now, stumbling along a sidewalk, on his way home."
Collin: "He is truly the master of the Irish Goodbye."
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Comes from the stereotypical way Irish men beat their wives, so that Irish women are often seen with a pair of black eyes that resembles sunglasses.
Can be applied to any women with a black eye given by a man.
"I heard them fighting last night, and saw her leave the house this morning with a new pair of Irish Sunglasses"
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someone who is embraces their Irish heritage a little too much..
look at her, she’s such an irish goombah.
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The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.
Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!
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It is the act of dropping the soap while a leprechaun proceeds to run through your legs hitting your test tickles. Which have been painted gold yelling, “there magically delicious ”.
Hey little laddie, wanna pull off the ole Irish Spring?
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1. Taking two bottles of Baileys and sticking them in your ass and dickhole at the same time.
2. A multinational company (especially one with a heavy foundation of intellectual property) juggling taxes by legal if unscrupulous means.
Eric Schmidt made the news when he successfully enacted a Double Irish and didn't flinch.
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