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husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017


national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 27, 2024


Skip Issue

A term originating from the world of motorsports, specifically associated with the Skip Barber race car, a notoriously tricky and challenging vehicle to drive. A "skip issue" refers to a specific skill issue faced by drivers who struggle to handle the Skip Barber car with finesse and control.

Person A: "Man, I thought I was a good driver until I tried racing the Skip Barber. It's so hard to keep it from spinning out!"

Person B: "Yeah, it's not for everyone. If you can't handle it, you might have a skip issue. It takes a lot of practice and precision to tame that beast."

by sirronxela August 7, 2023


vindal-issue

When you ate too much curry and you are expelling literal flames from the anal cavity

P1: bloody hell, why are there scorch marks on the toilet seat
P2: oh, I just a mild vindal-issue

by Joe Nunn January 25, 2020


Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was April 1, 2024


diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020


Skill issue

Is bad at something

Sounds like a skill issue

by Hamliz September 27, 2023