does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.

In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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any dick does the trick

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country

"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

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It does what its told

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

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Why does this dictionary exist?

A question that is going to be left unanswered...

Why does this dictionary exist?

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