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a thick nigga with balls.
yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.
A fatty gay guy who loves to eat
"whoever turnt you cold... you need to let them know" is such an Ivan thing to say
A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.
Ivan gets no bitches.
When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
Ivane is that tall strikingly beautiful girl but acts more agressive than boys. She's that girl who knows the truth and won't hide it. Even though she has a lot of problems, she never gives up because she knows there's more in life she just didn't see yet. She also likes to annoy people a lot and somehow makes a lot of sexual jokes. Despite that she is a great and kind friend even though she could be mean. She cares a lot about the people who she loves even though they don't do her any good.
Mark: Ivane bit me i can't believe that girl.
Steve: Oh yeah? Her slap left a mark in my shoulders.
Nicole: What are you guys talking about?
Steve: Ivane is such a beast
Nicole: I know hahaha. She's a sweet person though.
A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!