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When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.
Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.
If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.
The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.
dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.
dude, thats gross.
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Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it
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A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.
Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.
Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.
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