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The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
The state of getting a penis stuck inside and asshole. When you switch out lube for super glue.
“Damn dude my girl and I fucked up and had me stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower
Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!
The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.
Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.
Seen in one of Kai Cenat's Mafia Daycare streams.
"Look if you don't listen you go to- you gott- you gotta- you go to Police Jail"
Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)