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When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.
When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.
guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.
Terry said “Did you get a whiff of that? They smell of Jamaican perfume.”
Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.
Dan: How did it go with that girl?
Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.
I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.