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When a group of nerds jack off to their library books.
Einstein got horny but no vijajay for him, so he willl Jimmy Off to his library books.
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Legendary leukemia patient who left TSM because he had beef with Ninja being so good at playing a disease called Fortnite on an etch a sketch.
Jimmy Fortnite: Yo i gOT THe DUbS.
Anyone: This is why you have leukemia.
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Another Name For The Rapper Drake
dude:You Know Drake used to be on degrassi!
other dude:No way!
Dude:He was Wheelchair Jimmy!
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A thrall used by Marxists/Elitists to program the average idiot.
John: Jimmy Kimmel said orange man bad.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA~!!!!!!
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The fake fall in front of a car
Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.
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James Issac Neutron, or Jimmy Neutron is the 10-year-old boy genius star of DNA Production's CGI animaged movie and television series.
Airing on Nickelodeon, Jimmy Neutron follows the adventures of a boy genius, from Retroville, Texas, who, with the companion of his swiss-army-knife-like robotic dog, Goddard, can invent himself out of any situation. Unfortunately, his inventions don't always work, and it's up to him to save Retroville from pandamonium.
Jimmy has two friends: Carl, the llama-loving portly boy who has too many allergies to list, and Sheen, the crazy Mexican boy who's obsessed with Ultra Lord.
Jimmy has a rival: The smartest girl (but not smartest kid, that's Jimmy) in school, Cynthia "Cindy" Vortex. Cindy loves almost nothing more than to make Jimmy's life miserible. But, deep down, she secretly loves him. He, secretly, feels the same way.
Into the stars
Goin' by Candy Bar's
Rides a kid with a knack
For Invention
A superpowerd mind
A mechanical canine
Rescues the day
From sure destruction
This is the theme song
For Jimmy Neutron
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