Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

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Thundering Joel

When you think you are hidden behind an object but someone can clearly see the top of your head poking over it. The term is more widely used in video games where you are unaware of your players model and therefore have no idea your head is sticking out.

Jeremy: How did you know i was there, do you have wallhacks?
Ben: Nah mate, you were doing a Thundering Joel.
Jeremy: Damn it!

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joel holmes

Absolute prick often copying others. Tries to pull and fails.

A=He's a nice guy
B=He'll pull a Joel Holmes on ya I bet.

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Joel's Dad

Non existent

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad

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Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

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Billy Joel

A blow job in a strip club.

-Yo man, you were in the back for a long time.

-Nothing to crazy, just listened to some Billy Joel.

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joel ng

1. Chinese style bbq-ed meat.

1. Joel ng is so tasty.

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