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Orgasm-worth moment where a player in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 kills another with a throwing knife. There is no wrong way to kill someone with it; it just happens.
Dude! I just got a throwing knife kill across the map!
Woah! Dude, put that one on Youtube!
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A knife that has been heat until it reaches 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Can cut through almost anything including children's toys, butter, soap, and the World Trade Center, etc.
"How did you lose your Dad?" He was in a building when it was struck by a 1000 degree knife.
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girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok
How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific
"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"
A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
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Meaning epic failure. Derived from the battlefield 2 player Slit-Knife-Cut// who was caught hacking and claimed to be in league making game hacks with a well known hacker, Ramzi.
Slit Knife Cut: I got about 1300 scripts, incrypted and ready for compilement.
Slit Knife Cut: I'm gonna be bringing out a new revolution of hacks.
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When a very sweet, innocent girl feels such deep anger, that she wants to stab someone with a plastic knife. Most people with Plastic Knife Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I'm feelin' stabby!"
"PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!"
"We were born to die."
or other depressing, violent things.
Sometimes a girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome (yes, it is usually girls only) takes a plastic knife and runs after the person whom she wishes to stab. Sometimes she even threatens her with it.
On rare occasions, the girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome DOES stab their enemy with a plastic knife. Signs that this may actually happen are:
Repeated attemps to hurt the enemy
Lots of talk about plastic knives
Constant, extreme anger
Mental issues
Sometimes, a person who is good at controlling their Plastic Knife Syndrome tends to flush food down the toilet. Though they may not admit it to anyone, they are secretly imagining the food being their enemy's head. This pleases them and reduces the urge to stab someone with a plastic knife.
Bob: Hi there, Waverly!
Waverly: PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Wh-what?!
Waverly: Oh, umm, nevermind.
Bob: Waverly, are you hiding something?
Waverly: Yes. We were born to die.
Bob: Excuse me?
Waverly: Uh - nevermind!!
Bob: I think you have Plastic Knife Syndrome.
Waverly: Really?
Bob: Yes. Now how about you go flush some food down the toilet? It'll make you feel better.
Waverly: Ok! Thanks for the help, Bob!
Bob: Anytime!
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