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Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...
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You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.
donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
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A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
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"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
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The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.
Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.
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Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong
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Alpha Kongs Club is an ongoing NFT-project which is projected to release early 2022.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.
Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
I finally joined the Alpha Kongs Club server.
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
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