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A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.
Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!
Someone who spends all their money in a short period of time.
Wow I can't believe jo just pulled a jack lamb
To steal another persons lamb and run fast to avoid prosecution.
But you can’t run from God. He sees that lamb you’re harboring.
Just give it back... someday ....
No. Today. Give it back.
Ok
Gone Lambing so long. You dead now.
Dead people don’t knock.
Someone who only has sex with virgins.
Person 1: "Last night Greg fucked Penolope"
Person 2: "Man, Greg's such a lamb slayer. WHAT A BEAUTY!!!!!!"
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"