why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

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late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

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Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina

Let’s do some late night marshmellowing Karen

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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

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late night tip

When a group of horny highschool boys (from an all boys school in Nashville, Tennessee) call up about 50 girls who all say no except 5 hoes, usually in the grade below, to agree to sneak over and get "wasted" in the rich boy's pool house.

"Dude, I think I got an STD from that late night tip last night with Mary."

or

(ON THE PHONE): "hey, we're gonna come get you on the late night tip at your house and take you back to john's, fuck you, then you can get a cab ride home"

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a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

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