Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina

Let’s do some late night marshmellowing Karen

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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

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late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

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Church of Late Duederotofme

The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant

And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme

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late night tip

When a group of horny highschool boys (from an all boys school in Nashville, Tennessee) call up about 50 girls who all say no except 5 hoes, usually in the grade below, to agree to sneak over and get "wasted" in the rich boy's pool house.

"Dude, I think I got an STD from that late night tip last night with Mary."

or

(ON THE PHONE): "hey, we're gonna come get you on the late night tip at your house and take you back to john's, fuck you, then you can get a cab ride home"

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a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

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