Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart
Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced
Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.
Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”
Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."
When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.
Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt
A bad case of genital warts
Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!
In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.
Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.