Chase Locke

Chase Locke is the discord moniker (And among fans and friends, the loving pet name) of Judah Haley, which is the fake white-person stage-name for chronically online, self-hating Jew turned "Practicing Jew", Zionist, and Texas Musician, Judah F.

Judah is a pretty decent teen musician, with all sorts of esoteric influences he probably got from 4chan, including but not limited to Neutral Milk Hotel, the Smiths, and Weezer (But only the first two albums, 3 if you include Songs from the Black Hole). Judah's rich Jewish parents are trying to pay his way to fame by hooking him up with ex-Weezer guitarist Jason Cropper and Goldfinger drummer Darrin Pfeiffer to make hyperbolic but slightly-above-mid poppy grunge-ish music with an aesthetic of 'safe edgy child novelty musician with an anti social media message'. All of this is managed by some Paramount-affiliated music manager named Will L. who used to make bad R&B and later paid Snoop Dogg to rap with his wife.

Judah is better known among friends and his cult following for pretending to be his imaginary girlfriend on discord, pretending to be a femboy, lying about being groomed at his all-boys school, thinking Among Us and Ambatukan are funny in late 2023, deleting discord accounts because he thinks the feds and his friends are trying to get him/cancel him, hating Jews and then suddenly loving them and getting extremely offended and red in the face after his friends made ironic and mild jokes about them.

P: Bro... Chase just released a new music video for his song based on Fargo, there's this one scene with strobe lights where it looks like he's jerking off the mic and grimacing... you'd have to see it to believe it.

E: Chase?

P: You know, Chase Locke, as in... Judah Haley?
E: Ohhhh, I gochu.

Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)

-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.

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strain locked

Smoking one strain of marijuana so long you no longer get high from said strain.

Man, no matter how much of this I smoke I can't get high. I must be. Strain locked.

cap locked

SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE

a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED

Rage Lock

Also known as caps lock

Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"

You: Dude lay off the rage lock

pull a locke

Giving less than 100% at your place of employment - working from home, cutting out early, etc.

I think I'm gonna pull a locke and take off early today.