National i love you day

Say or send I love you to your ex gf bf crush anyone

On April 20th it’s National I love you day. Send or say I love you to anyone with bf/gf /crush or your ex. And hey u may be in a relationship or probably Get back with your ex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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love you long time for $5

is wat a chinese prositute says when shes wants you you to fuck her for money

me love you long time for $5

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I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

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“I love you” arms race

When two (or more) people get caught in a loop of saying “I love you” with increasing intensity or grandeur.
Ex-
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “I love you more!”
Person 1: “I love you most!”
Person 2: “I love you mostest!”
Ad infinitum

“Those two are disgusting together, they constantly get stuck in an “I love you” arms race.”

I love you more bb

Alyssa loves Kody more deal with it

I LOVE YOU MORE BB AN DATS ON PERIOD

I love you more Andrew

I love you more and it’s a fact.

I love you more Andrew shut the fuck up

I was meant for loving you baby

The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss

Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.