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When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .
I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.
To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey
When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it
When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.
"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."
When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
When you pore syrup on your partners feet, and then held them above their head so that it runs down their legs on to their butthole. This method could be used as lube or to add flavor.
I gave my boyfriend the maple leaf so that when I smothered myself between his cheeks, it had a sweeter flavor.