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When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.
I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal
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The most bang for your buck in the worlds history. With the Travis Scott Meal a mediocre man can eat like a king in medevil times. It doesnt discriminate as it is meant to be eaten and enjoyed by every man, woman and child regardless of race, creed, or gender. We as humans don't realise just how lucky we are for its existence. We can only attempt to understand its creation and any other food is truly lost in the sauce.
My girlfriend left me for a Travis Scott Meal.
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It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!
ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!
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3 course meals are when you see a hot guy/girl.
Example: girl 1- “Tristin is looking like a 3 course meal today.”
Girl 2- “I know!”
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Making your entire lunch out of items other people at your workplace have discarded or explicitly said, "I'm not going to eat this. Does anyone want it?" An example could be a sandwich made from leftover bread and old cream cheese from that time two months ago when someone brought bagels in for everybody.
Jason forgot his wallet at home, so he didn't get his usual Chipotle lunch and instead ate Lindsay's leftover fried rice with leftover pizza as a public domain meal.
A girl that gets cheap niggas by buying them cheap meals. like mickey d's happy meal.
That skank nigga hanging with a happy meal hoe.
A man, or woman, that has every single attribute that you find appealing. It’s almost like a never ending meal. Looks, class, ethics, morals, driven, passionate, well rounded, funny, outgoing and an animal in bed. This is far from being just a snack, which is just bias on looks. This is the whole enchilada plus some.
Brandon is a ten course meal. He stuffs my belly, heart, mind and lady parts til they burst.