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A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss
the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.
Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.
Smart term memory loss is when you’re brain chooses to forget unimportant data or transforms important data into every day life so its more hard to forget it. Though however the original way the important data was learned will be forgotten and changed to whatever is the way your brain chooses it to be.
-Definition by Mo
I have Smart term memory loss, for example: to me, my friend texted me they didn’t want to go to homecoming with their boyfriend. To them they told me in person that. For me I remember their text very clearly in my mind but after searching for an hour I still couldn’t find it so my brain just processed the information I was given to a way I was use to communicating to this person.
Similar to photographic memory, it’s where you might not remember a guys name but you remember if that dick was good or not.
Dude, this guy I recognized tried to take me home tonight but my dickographic memory reminded his dick wasn’t that good.
Similar to photographic memory, but instead you might not remember the persons name but you can remember if they got good dick or not.
Dude, I hooked up with Adrian, he saw me at the bar and tried to get me home again and my dickographic memory made me remember it wasn’t that great.