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Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
when someone is crazy for Asian people.
person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."
Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem
Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there
When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
When you get into a situation where mutually-assured destructive behaviour is the only option. Superior to reckless.
“Dam bro… what’s gotten into you?”
“I dunno fam I think I got that Hiroshima mentality taking control”