The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.
I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!
1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!
Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz