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Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

by je5u5 October 02, 2005


Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 02, 2017


mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006


hug monkey

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.

I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020


Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020


monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016


Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010