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Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.
What's the story, morning glory?
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When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.
My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
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Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.
Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.
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The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up
Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym
Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet
Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already
When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.
Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.
I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.