you do too much

When yo bitch ass those more than there supposed to usually white people are the ones doing this

Sury-you do too much

Person-huh

Sury-So u white white

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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

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too much time on his hands

A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.

Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!

Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.

Jim, you fucking candy ass.

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Miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

too much cook for one day

denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.

damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!

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how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

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how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".

Hey baby, how much da head do for?

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