A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time
Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main
Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt
Stop being a mullet cunt.
Why are you such a mullet cunt.
Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.
I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet
Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.
Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.
Business in the front, party in the back.
Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.
Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.
Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!
An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.
We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.