need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

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Things that need to die

Anything that we would put in a war or dangerous situation in our stead due to reasons other than political or fear. This can more simply be described as general hate/dislike/dustrust. Though this list can have bias, the same few people or group make it onto this list. They are
* Furries
* Weebs
* Fanboys
* Hoes/Whores "unless dire situation or other good reason"
* Annoying Vegans
* Whoever uses more than a puff of Axe body spray

That annoying vegan over there is getting put on my list of Things that need to die

The furries that hang around this area are Things that need to die

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I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

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I need a runoff

Doing too many things and having to emergency chill-out and slow down before you burn-out. From: Trucks use these to stop a runaway truck going downhill at 70mph and is losing control.

I was so damn busy these all weekend long, I need a runoff.

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Need for Speed Carbon

Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.

This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.

I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.

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we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

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stuff people need

stuff people need: food, water, air
give me thumbs down this comment is stupid!

"hey im gonna go get some food, water and air"
"yeah thats some stuff people need"

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