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The nemesis of the dayman, and the original fictional character made by Charlie Kelly on the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is believed to be the manifestation of Charlie's dark childhood and possible molestation.
Mac: What's this new song about Charlie?
Charlie: Night man, and how he goes fills you up inside to possess you.
Mac: Charlie, that totally sounds like rape.
An excuse to invite a girl/lad over to your house for sex
1; "Invited Cheryl over for a 'DVD Night' on Saturday"
2; "Yea, what happened?"
1; "The usual, got 15mins into the DVD and she was on top givin her loads!"
2; "Sweet dude!"
In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."
A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.
One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard
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A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.
Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.
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one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,
there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.
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1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.
2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.
3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.
4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.
2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink
3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?
4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
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