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Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag .
Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
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the most amazing person alive , will always care for you and will always treat u first, oscar ralls is the most pefect person ever.if you are lucky enough to date and oscar in genral you will be the happiest person alive , having and oscar in your life will allow you to be yourself and have the best time of your life
i love oscar ralls
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a very rad guy with a 15 inch pp
to all the oscar h’s out there ur welcome it’s a struggle
Oscar Arevalo are cute, hot and great kissers. They can make any girl smile, even on the roughest of days. They are the smartest in their class especially in math. They are Hispanic but don't see race. All girls go crazy after them. Girls try to talk to him but he never knew what to say. He is an awesome guy and any girl would be lucky to be with him. His parents push him to be the best him as he can be. He isn't very good with feeling but tries his best for his girl. They're easy on the easy and make his girl laugh even if what he said wasn't exactly funny. He doesn't have many friends but plenty of people can't keep their eyes off of him. Hes quiet yet actually has a lot of emotions that only his girl can get out. He doesn't date but once he finds the right girl he finally gets with her for intentions of marrying. He has a past and is extremely calm because of things that have happened. He would never let his girl go. He has a friend that is stupid but fun to hang around with. Hes a great kisser and probably good in bed. He is sneaky but he thinks no one knows. He probably also has a big you know. Wouldn't ever say that himself tho.
He is a real Oscar. Oscar is a Grammy award. oscar Arevalo are cute, hot and great kissers.
a very small boi that hasnt quite reached 5 foot tall, don't worry puberty will come soon
Oh shit Oscar Stacey you are one heck of a midget