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Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.
Q: Why did you kick that orphan?
A: Accident Brown.
A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton
Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight
When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.
Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.
When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.
Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.
Person 1: Does she dog alot?
Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.
When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop
" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"
A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.