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Florida Paddle
Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
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When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
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Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.
Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....
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Irrelevant side of florida that no one gives a shit about.
Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville
Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida
The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
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